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SWiTCH

Age/Gender: 23, Male
Location: CA

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Website: natethebetrayer

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SWiTCH

Job Inquiry

Posted by SWiTCH Oct. 3, 2009 @ 10:23 PM EDT

I have a strong back, rough hands, and no sense of smell. I believe your innovative new techniques for waste management and sewage treatment will soon become the industry standard, and I would be honored to help your company along it's path to success. I am very passionate about the subject of waste management and spend a lot of my free time in the bathroom.

Thank you for your time, and I hope you will get back to me soon.
Sincerely,

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Updated: 10/03/09 10:26 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

13 Comments

Oct. 3, 2009 | 10:29 PM LazyMuffin says:

I love your song on the demo reel.

Oct. 3, 2009 | 10:31 PM SWiTCH responds:

Thanks!
I own your cover album. :)

Oct. 3, 2009 | 10:36 PM LazyMuffin says:

Less punk, more that.
Don't tell anyone I said that or I'll get beheaded.

Oct. 3, 2009 | 10:38 PM SWiTCH responds:

I am beheading you right now!

Oct. 3, 2009 | 11:19 PM Nogfish says:

I'd hire you!

Oct. 3, 2009 | 11:59 PM SWiTCH responds:

Stop it, you're too much!

Oct. 3, 2009 | 11:49 PM Jonas says:

"Sir, we have some questions about the new guy's loyalty to the project."

"Oh, what are your concerns, Milesworth?"

"Namely, his title is that of the betrayer, that kind of sets us wary of the fact he could walk away from his contract."

"Oh, well get Timthechildrapist on the phone, we know what we're dealing with when we hire him."

"Very good sir, and his usual requests?"

"Yes, a pile of babies, sorted by hair color."

YOUR BUSINESS CARD MAKES CHILDREN GET RAPED.

Oct. 3, 2009 | 11:57 PM SWiTCH responds:

I named my portfolio site after Kharn The Betrayer.
Is that weird?

Oct. 4, 2009 | 12:18 AM Fawx says:

I'd hire you!

Oct. 5, 2009 | 3:41 AM SWiTCH responds:

Reaaally?

Oct. 4, 2009 | 1:10 AM MrAbnormal says:

I'd tap that!

Oct. 5, 2009 | 3:42 AM SWiTCH responds:

It's not a magic the gathering card, it's a business card.

Updated: Oct. 5, 2009, 3:51 AM
Oct. 4, 2009 | 1:28 AM Miccool says:

Lovely

Oct. 5, 2009 | 3:42 AM SWiTCH responds:

hey miccool!

Oct. 4, 2009 | 1:46 AM MRat says:

You fucker, unblock your phone number now!

Oct. 5, 2009 | 3:44 AM SWiTCH responds:

ooook

Oct. 4, 2009 | 12:58 PM mariomusicmaker1 says:

If you are sereously looking for a job and wish to be self employed, i can help you out with that... send me a pm.

Oct. 5, 2009 | 3:44 AM SWiTCH responds:

Financial consulting is just my thing!

Oct. 4, 2009 | 2:51 PM NegativeONE says:

Shouldn't you be making a game with Marco? D: <

Oct. 5, 2009 | 3:45 AM SWiTCH responds:

Maybe, but I don't think I can bring my PC with me to the homeless shelter.

Updated: Oct. 5, 2009, 5:22 AM
Oct. 11, 2009 | 12:40 AM Tateos says:

Nice card.

Oct. 17, 2009 | 6:42 AM kitty7228 says:

hiya! youre hired! (hahah)

Nov. 21, 2009 | 5:35 PM RabbitReaper says:

You'd be a great help to me beacause I just can't make a single flash! THNX!

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